everyone waiting for televotes to overturn juries rn:
the host who occasionally mentions his husband
Me at the Madonna stage
Quavo and Madonna are really at eurovision huh
they mentioned abba without abba coming on to perform
madonna: uwu you are ALL winners
europe, clutching knives, knowing the voting means life or death: I THINK THE FUCK NOT, MA’AM
“you’re all winners.” no, they’re not, madonna. that’s the whole point. this is as close to war as europe gets.
madonna: *gives a very american motivational speech and tries to be funny*
europeans:
none of the countries take eurovision seriously enough anymore because they all take it too seriously we need pianos on fire, we need people churning milk, we need russian grandmas, gay vampires, stop taking it seriously and start taking it seriously again
Netta’s new song
The party is all half human half other races looking for their shared human parent.
Change your url op
Human Bard when he sees his gaggle of bastards stumbling into the tavern:
US vs Ukraine
some fool: “infinity war is the most ambitious crossover in history”
eurovision: